Hakuna Matata means it’s great not being dinner
We’ve been here over two weeks now and have seen some interesting things. African fish eagles courting by latching talons and spiraling towards the ground in a “death spiral”. Teenage elephants mock fighting in a river. A hyena that stalked our hut because it thought we would throw it bones. A herd of 250+ buffalo in the road for a good 20 minutes. But the lions chasing the warthog are hands down the winner.
Day 4 in the park. We are driving to Satara (our base camp) from Skukuza (the main rest camp for the park). It’s evening about 5:30, 30 minutes before the gates close to the camp that will essentially shut us outside for the night, or at least get us a good yelling to as they let us in. We see this warthog come tearing out of the bush and streak down the road as a lioness explodes from the roadside takes a swipe at the warthog, misses and then does a cartwheel onto the road. As the warthog hauls it down the tar road, the rest of the lion pack (seven in all) saunter onto the tar road right in front of us and proceed to lay down completely unconcerned about the cars on either side of them. After 10 minutes or so, something in the bush peaks their interest and six of the seven fan out on one side of the road, crouched and tails twitching. A lone female stayed on the road as a stop gap in case their query decided to make an end run.
I wish I could say this story ended with a nice gory kill from the lions but they eventually strolled off into the bush to find another appetizer – Pumba was spared to hog another day. But, the lioness cartwheel definitely wins for animal entertainment so far, and we even made it back to camp with five minutes to spare.
